get mad gains and bulk up op. then, when thottumus prime comes whining back to you shut her down, feel alpha, and punch a dolphin.

Try and overcharge them. Don't get caught. Get your colleagues to separate them for individual workouts then flirt with them.

Just go up and ask them how boring is their lives that they've got nothing better to do than sign up at a gym to bother you? Even worms have more interesting lives than them.

Use the rage to get ripped, then get an even hotter girlfriend and make those bitches jealous af.

May something fall on them...

act like it doesn't bother you, treat the like they are random clients, simple generic greetings but don't engage in conversation. They are try to get a reaction out of you, don't let them have it.

I know it's easier said than done, but just ignore them. Don't let them think they got to you or they'll do other stuff to piss you off. Be polite and friendly to them as if they are any other customer. Think of it this way: They're spending an awful lot of money just to annoy you. And hopefully they'll soon forget to stop by the gym--I assume they aren't working out there--and you'll be rid of them.

**** them. Be a total stickler with the rules. "You didn't wipe your ***** sweat off the seat after using the bike." "You're a day late paying your membership fee."

Dude don't let it piss you off. I know that's so hard but you shouldn't care. Eventually you won't. They're super petty and immature, I'm sure you don't deserve this. **** 'em.

If they are purposely teasing you and or messing with you, you can tell management can't you? Then they can kick them out? Idk