Miscellaneous: Pissed

Pissed

By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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You deserved it 5 718

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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You deserved it 2 122

I hate surprises

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML

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You deserved it 96

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 1 981

Damp squib

By Sorry Phil - 07/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML

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You deserved it 136

Hush, Mother

By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 064

By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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You deserved it 6 296

By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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You deserved it 3 105

The hair of the dog

By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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You deserved it 122

Fake news!

By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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You deserved it 194

By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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You deserved it 8 941

phillip1337 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:08

WTF? get new friends ASAP

0___0 9

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:10

I agree with #2. What a wonderful gift ~_~ I would be *pissed*.

Comments

domii_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:40

i wonder whos pee it was..

oxrox 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:04

You have sick friends

loveyahun 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:06

Lmfao!!!!

ky_finest_18 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 19:26

its nasty cuz its pee and not water.

anonymous45610 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 4:34

oh my god why are you friends with these ppl?

vivi7 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:36

you need new friends. that's just not funny. that's gross!!

smirfluv92 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:57

awww!! fyl!!

SmilesForMiles01 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:00

You deserve it. You're friends with these nasty people after all.

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:41

I hope your mouth wasn't open. you should get them back never go to sleep angry stay awake and plot revenge hahaha with friends like yours who needs enemys