Please?

By mandinga - 06/09/2009 21:35 - United States

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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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Same thing different taste

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And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??

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Did the thought of a possible joke cross your mind?

DanizzleXFoSho 6

Did anyone consider the possibility that maybe he was joking when he asked her? And she just took it as a good opportunity to post something on FML? I mean really, if you think about it, who is seriously dumb enough to ask their significant other if they can sleep with someone else? I think imma have to call bullshit on this.

wrestling49 0

I have a feeling that only guys are saying be happy he asked, which is understandable because your guys.

Mabster84 2

Really I believe this writer was joking, but it's not a joke because a friend of mine has a marriage falling apart and she's basically letting him have his way with other women thinking that it'll make them better... So laugh now, because it really happens.

FHGrif 0

You should have said, "What's in it for me?" Once he has charmed the secretary enough to get to the point where the affair is about to begin, he's going to have one with her or someone else, so you might want to see if you can get something out of the deal. You should advice him of the stupidity of having an affair with an employee. If he is going to **** around, at least do it with someone who can't **** up your life.

ask him if you can have an affair with men on the block you live on. split 50/50 with the secretary on the profits from a sexual harassment trial when the affair goes sour by fronting her some money for a lawyer.

blueem2 0

LETS KILL ALL TEH GAY PEEPLE!!!!

let's hope he was kidding... but in the event that he wasn't, get a divorce. for him to even think about having an affair means he's at a point where he has some sort of feelings for her so you probably want to get out before things get messy.

I believe it's called "counseling." You're not very forgiving, are you??