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By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML

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By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By Fresca11 - 29/06/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 15:45 - Australia

Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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MidnaLink 33

Sunday 18 October 2020 17:46

Why can't people just mind their own ******* business?

Xoduis 6

Sunday 18 October 2020 18:54

im with your dad. they guy had it coming

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MidnaLink 33

Sunday 18 October 2020 17:46

Why can't people just mind their own ******* business?

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 18 October 2020 18:15

I can understand your dilemma as a father of two young girls I've had to deal with people accusing me of being a creeper for simply being outside playing with my children. people need to learn to mind their own ******* business and if that was my dad I'd go buy him a bottle of whiskey or whatever he likes to drink and say thank you.

JackWood 20

Sunday 18 October 2020 18:45

First time getting the family together? Should make the wedding very interesting.

Xoduis 6

Sunday 18 October 2020 18:54

im with your dad. they guy had it coming

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 18 October 2020 20:07

It's good for your fiancé's parents to see that your dad will stand up for you. Hopefully, they'll tell their son what they saw.

Iamthebanzai22 21

Sunday 18 October 2020 22:27

If I had a daughter and somebody said something like that to her, I'da clocked him as well.

Chazzster 28

Monday 19 October 2020 0:34

Once again today - Two wrongs do not make a right. The jerk who made the comment was an idiot and it was none of their business. But hitting someone for something they said is crude, prehistoric behavior and left Dad open to being charged with assault. At least OP did not take part in the exchange. There is no good side to this, it’s embarrassing behavior by Dad that is going to affect how the presumably future in-laws view OP’s family and by implication her to some degree.

Dale Gulley 8

Monday 19 October 2020 13:36

See, that’s what’s wrong with society right now. Everyone running their f-ing mouths and acting like someone will not cross the distance and punch them in the face...