Pleased to see me?

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
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HeyImPayton 0

"don't worry, it's just a pen"

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morgan69_fml 0

Hahaha, that must've been awkward...

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Comments

2ndSucks 15

You're kidding right?

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HeyImPayton 0

Well, with a name like "burnt_dildo" of course they're serious...

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leadman1989 15

But it can break... google is your friend. :)

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ugottaluvme 0

Who googles broken dicks?

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Saltime 0

Penile fracture. I learned about it during my the human sexuality course in my CALM class. My nuts hurt just thinking about it.

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leadman1989 15

-_- I didn't google that I'm saying if you don't believe me that would be an excellent way to find out if it's true or not.

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2ndSucks 15

Duh nuh nuh nuh, duh nuh, duh nuh, please touch this!

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promarkchris 6

if you don't want to sound like a perv, google "fracture of the corpus cavernosum"

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ShyAnn29 14

If he had a boner, and she landed on it hard, it could break.....I'm a girl and I still hurt thinking about that!

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SimpleMinds_fml 7

Don't thumb down shit you don't know about. you can fracture or break your dick, it's not the same as breaking a bone. None the less, you can break it.

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iamyourgod 3

It can break. Not like snapping a bone, but the tissue can tear.

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kikiluv 1

Well if a dick is hard then it can break it. He just has a sick mind though

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2ndSucks 15

You miscalculated from your knee to your dick? Sure you didn't just want some doggy-style? You rascal. :)

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atomicbaboon 0

He just wants to watch x-files.

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samikitty961 8

oh dear... thats very awkward.

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every1luvsboners 11

Is that spoon in your pic really that big, or are you really that small?

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lerouxmaster 7

And if she's really that small, she's one of the most epic people I've ever seen.

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samikitty961 8

yes im really that small. sort of like a human pony.

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bizarre_ftw 21

I like that every1luvsboners commented on the boner FML and it was about a spoon

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iFizzgig 11

So what do YOU want for Christmas this year little girl? -Pervy Santa laugh-

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

What's up with all the FMLs about pitching tents lately? Is this "International Pop a Boner Week"??!

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youcunthole 0

Every week is international pop a boner week

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amnell4ever 3

Mass Effect!!!!!!!! You automatically win!!!!!

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jaredofmo 22

So, you maintain a boner? Think it's safe to say, you're out of the friend zone.

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every1luvsboners 11

Well now she knows that you have a functioning penis. Don't see how that's going to hurt you in the long run. You always gotta remember the tuck rule and always wear a belt, or tape it to your leg before you go out if it's that much of a problem.

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omgcookeys 15

I like how your username suits this Fml perfectly.

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omgcookeys 15

I like how your username suits this Fml perfectly.

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