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Pleased to see me?

By Lukev7 - 12/09/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, it was my first day at Military School. Our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up and stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood, which the commander wasted no time in addressing in front of the rest of the room. FML

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By zackeryburch - 03/08/2013 13:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML

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Such a healthy environment

By Predator - 21/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, on my first full day on Marine Corps boot camp, my drill instructor pulled me and another kid in front of 200 other recruits to vote on who was uglier between the two of us. I won. FML

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By carboat - 28/01/2009 09:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

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By jacko - 15/08/2010 09:47 - Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 04:41 - United States - Greeley

Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By usmcpain - 23/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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PositiveChillout 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:06

"We're in the military son! You better not be firing blanks!"

deathmajestic 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:09

well at least ALL of you was standing at attention

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bb905 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:06

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

MousedaDrumma 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:22

meh welcome to the military bro, it happened my first day of boot camp, but i didnt get called out. never happened again though.

wi_party_boy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:57

You spelled Addressing wrong. Still, it is ******* hilarious.

fxdxhk90 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:27

So? The fact that it was so visible means it's probably big, be proud of your rifle, it's the most important thing you own.

tbwrb 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:51

Hopefully your grammar improves before you are sent out to the hell holes If you are posted to Iraq/Afghanistan I hope you return to your mother and father - don't act like a bloody idiot. Keep safe, enjoy yourself.

LibraZebra 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:09

Dayum right, they'll set you straight. You better get used to it and not be such a pansy, fool.

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:23

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this one's for fun." Sorry, I had to.

babymama1029 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 6:46

you had internet/cell phone access on your first day of military training? I find that hard to believe...

Pointy130 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:08

Morning wood- most pointless bodily function ever. ...Sir.

dude2450 2

Sunday 13 September 2009 8:20

lol... dude.. im currently serving in Iraq and just got back from a mission... and i find this funny because On that mission i feel asleep in the back of an MRAP and woke up with morning wood lmao, and it didnt go unnoticed.. but so what, every man gets morning wood, everyone else in that room will get picked on 2 thats just how it works lol. And u have internet.. wtf.. i couldnt even have a watch in basic