Health, Periods and Love: PMS

PMS

By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

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By nhyari - 25/08/2014 18:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

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By sad - 17/06/2016 22:37 - United States - Belleville

Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML

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Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo

By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 11:59

Today, my daughter got her first period, so I went and got some products for her, certain that I knew what was needed. The lady cashier took one look in my basket and sympathetically asked if it was my daughter's first period and if I wanted help, since I clearly had no idea what I was doing. FML

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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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By what's a rimjob between friends? - 06/09/2013 21:42 - United States - Boston

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

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By gabbykinz13 - 08/03/2012 21:48 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

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Saturday 29 March 2014 5:03

Next time just buy it and don't show it to her. Then, when she asks for it, just give it to her.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:04

I feel like some girls use periods to justify just being bitchy

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LaLince 40

Saturday 29 March 2014 6:41

She yelled at you just because you, by buying the midol, demonstrate to her that she acts and reacts like a child..

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 29 March 2014 6:45

Its just her hormones, don't worry.

weveallbeenthere 30

Saturday 29 March 2014 6:49

sometimes women are just crazy.

olpally 32

Saturday 29 March 2014 6:58

You did the right thing. Not your fault at all. She just needs to appreciate the effort you've given. Keep doing what you're doing.

XboxOneGodess 8

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:18

I would have been thankful :)

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:25

Have it on hand just when she asks for it go get it...she might appreciate you planning ahead...

Traitoro 9

Saturday 29 March 2014 11:59

Buying some ahead of time is planning ahead, she obviously didn't appreciate it.

cheshireau 26

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:28

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Martinez0285 28

Saturday 29 March 2014 8:46

but but... I just said that... o.0 ... lol

alicat13 12

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:36

Next time tell her to go buy it herself.

vietmanx 10

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:40

Women! So unappreciative!!

Laidbackmofo 13

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:41

I just buy my gf chocolate, tampons(always ask which size they wear) and Disney movie from redbox.

illegalbeagle69 23

Saturday 29 March 2014 11:55

I thought you said chocolate tampons, shuddered at the thought, then reread it..

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Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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Today, I told my husband’s ex that she is under no circumstances to contact him for any reason, and that if they must discuss the kids being dropped off, I am to be included as a group text. Her reply? A bunch of laughing emojis. Now he’s pissed at me for trying to protect our marriage. FML

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Today, I received a notification that someone opened a fraudulent credit card in my name. I'm not sure what's worse: that they were approved at all with my terrible credit, or that I was denied for this exact card when I applied out of desperation last month to pay for my service dog's surgery. FML

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Today, I was haunted by the knowledge that my father watched me slit my wrists without doing a damn thing or batting an eyelid, but when I took the steak knife to the breadboard to release my tension, he was so upset, he took the dog, drove to the east coast, and spent the night in the car. FML

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Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML

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PMS

Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo

Help needed

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