Poker face

By therealducktape - 20/08/2010 22:03 - France

Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 897
You deserved it 3 541

Same thing different taste

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gravedigger08 0

you can actually get a court order to get the dog back since you never gave permission and it's free just go down to the courthouse then kick ur roommate out and get another roommate

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Dear OP, Please do one of the following A) (Threaten to) Get the police involved. B) take something of his hostage until he gets your dog back. C) beat the living piss out of him, and make it abundantly clear to him that neither you, nor anything that belongs to you is to be ****** with.

Your dog isn't even with the guy your friend lost it too most likely. I suggest you get a new roommate along with a new dog

hahahaha your roommates gotta go. dog = mans best friend. roommate = dog.

Was the guy that won the dog, Korean? If yes, you need a new dog!

Take your dog back and kick the idiot to the curb.

I'd argue he didn't own the dog and therefore had no right to do what he did. I'd tell him he damn well better get that dog back.

Pyr0freak 0

If that was me, I would ******* kill the assface piece of shit. I love my dog more than everything (except for my family, of course), and if that happened to me, I would ******* make a concentration camp just for that asshole and torture him till he died a very slow, painful death. ******* assholes. I hope my roommate will be better then that asshole piece of fucktard assface cockdick penishole ******* shitweasel.

piinkdutchgiirl 0

that is just to sick ! a dog isnt something like a phone?

holy shit that's terrible i would be devastated if I lost my dog but u rele need some new friends

That asshole! I might have put him in the hospital.