Poker face

By therealducktape - 20/08/2010 22:03 - France

Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
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gravedigger08 0

you can actually get a court order to get the dog back since you never gave permission and it's free just go down to the courthouse then kick ur roommate out and get another roommate

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YeahCourse 4

I would kick his ass FYL :((( I'm sorry OP :(

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Life_is_FML 22

Kick the sorry ass bitch out. I would take a dog for that asshole any ******* moment. I am so sorry. I would be crying if I lost my puppy.

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Redneckcrazyyy 6

Now that's really sad ); But of course that's coming from an animal lover

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Labyrinth13 20

I'd have one dead roommate if I were you.

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Madrias 36

Seems like what you need to do is wrap your roommate's head in duct tape, put him in a large black trash bag, run over him with his car a few times, put his body in the trunk of his car, and send it rolling off a cliff like they do in the movies. That should at least take care of half the problem.

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daemonsparta 16

hes getting your dog back.... or else

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