Policy of truth

By tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

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Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
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DocBastard 38

Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.

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MDTeddy 13

Op's answer would be fine for me if i were to ask that question even though I wouldn't because idc.

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XPurpleGiraffex 3

When it's comes to a mans penis, "it's huge" is ALWAYS the right answer.

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Rasetsu 10

WHAT IS IT WITH GUYS AND PENIS SIZE?!!!!!

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EvilDave 13

What is it with women and the size of her ass, her weight, her makeup, her clothing size, her hair style, the size of her boobs, etc. ? Oh, wait, you forgot how women are didn't you? And, if you don't want men to be concerned about penis size, stop publicizing how you want huge cocks.

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tobedd 13

Does this make my ass look fat? Any other answer besides "of course not dear" is wrong

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bobslawnservice 16

This is the guy version of "Does my butt look big in these jeans?". Just tell a white lie. It is better for everyone involved.

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BunnyWhabbit 3

Oh, please.. It's not about how big it is, it's how you use it..... Porkswords are useless if the handler doesn't know shit....

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EvilDave 13

Telling a white lie to a woman for that question doesn't work. She doesn't believe any answer a man gives.

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Dracoboxer357 35

161- So your advice in regards to handling our "porkswords", is to take up fencing classes? :)

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Equin0x 0

Well next time you ask "Does my bum look big in this?" don't expect a nice answer.

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annafii 7

I always answer "perfectly adequate", which to me means the resultant sex is great. Even if it's misinterpreted as "could be better" I refuse to change my answer, regardless of actual size. Guys shouldn't be so ridiculously size-centric. Definitely not playing into the absurdity of it -.-

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DiscoReject 2

That would be like you asking him if you're pretty and him saying you're pretty enough for him. You would go ape shit.

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Mogliettina 10

"Dunno babe,I don't care for size,I care about the sex.And sex with you is always amazing!" My husband has always been happy with the answer,in the almost 9 years we've been together.Be smart,girl.

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