Kids and Harry Potter: Potterheads, man…

Potterheads, man…

By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 02:06 - France

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 10:54 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By mylove - 01/05/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By thanksalot - 11/07/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

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Tight git

By Anonymous - 11/05/2023 12:00

Today, my kid's dad grumbled and complained about having to help me out buying clothes for him, because he was sure he just gave me money for clothes last year. I thought it would be fairly obvious that a 4 year-old would eventually need bigger clothes to accommodate the fact they are still growing. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 04:44 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

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By yourwifelovesme - 04/06/2019 12:00

Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML

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Saturday 14 April 2012 5:27

Hilarious

SoSickWithIt 14

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:30

..What is that mysterious ticking noise? ..Snape. ..Snape... Severus Snape. ..Harry Potter, Harry Potter! :D

Comments

THEGRUNGEROCK 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:29

hahahaha love it! sounds like my daughter

ErykahRenfrew 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:30

Did you tell her it's pronounced 'Toby' not Dobby? A good Toby would know that..

slipknotbabe356 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:41

Someone has been watching too much Harry Potter! Lol

Lo0o0o0oveMe 11

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:42

Your daughter is awesome.

padajuan 11

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:45

Maybe I misread, but "After several years.."? How else does she get new clothes?

wildboyzrule 7

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:01

Maybe you shouldn't have your child work for YEARS together some dang jeans

friedbunnies 9

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:07

The way you worded this makes you sound awful. You made her work for years for one pair of jeans? Why not let her earn money and buy her own? Why years? If they were expensive jeans, give her random jobs for a month max. You're cruel. And I was raised by wolves.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:12

After several years all you get her is a pair of jeans? No wonder she's trolling you.

creedaddict 9

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:17

I don't care who you are but that funny right there lolol

flames_rule 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:37

If she is free that means you don't have to feed her or buy her things anymore :) I'm guessing the housework was a pretty good job in exchange for a place to live and food to eat