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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 02:06 - France

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 822
You deserved it 62 080

Same thing different taste

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LunaBee3105 3

this is now officially my favorite fml XD

That is the funniest thing ever! She deserves to not have any chores for that. My husband and I were laughing so hard we cried. You should be proud.

I think you are a bit confused about movie 2 when dobby tries to save harry by hurting him

CimmyJo 11

I wish I could be fifteen for a few years.. but only jeans? After that long? Hm.

KevLar33 4

Congrats on raising a hilarious daughter.

I pay my son $200 - $250 a month to clean for me! I also buy his clothes & food! I have an excuse, though! I'm 100% disabled! What's your excuse? Cheap & lazy? Sounds familiar, a little like Cinderella! What Mom doesn't buy her kid clothes for years? There has to be more to the story! Or, you're a lousy Mom! I'd like to know which! Either way, Y.D.I.

^Facepalm. I'm going to go on a limb here and say that you're looking too much into this story. Also, pulling the "I can do this, and i'm disabled" card seems like a cheap way to get sympathy. But anyways, it's just my opinion.

I mean really, the FML states that the daughter helps out with OP's chores and OP rewarded her. Where the flipping **** did you got that OP was a cheap, lazy **** due to your own experiences?

courtneyann211 10

When I was 15 I helped with chores. Most unspoiled teenagers do help! Every now and then if I wanted an expensive purse or a special pair of jeans, my mom would get them as a reward. Agreed with 205 though, you stating that you are disabled and you have a reason to pay your child will not get you any sympathy.

Kraft92 8

Several things, 1.) Don't use the "I'm disabled I can do this!" excuse, only moochers and fakes seem to do that. 2.) I helped my parents with chores, wanna know what I got? Food, a place to live, clothes on my back, etc. I didn't get paid a dime. 3.) Stop being a pompous ass.

Did anybody else realize that her daughter has been 15 for several years? Anybody?

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Kid, I know you think you're being funny by twisting the words around and pretending you've got zero reading comprehension, but it's already been done by a few other total idiots above you, so you look even more stupid and unfunny than they do.