Weird, Awkward and Love: Premature

I moved in with my husband after two months (when he asked me if I wanted to) and thought that was quick... But 2 dates, and unexpectedly showing up with her stuff? Wow..

finalyearsofhate 22

Monday 7 September 2015 1:07

I'm kinda concerned with how she knows where you live after only 2 dates. Sounds like you've got a stalker.

dirty_dan_ 15

Monday 7 September 2015 1:11

Get rid of her crazy ass

jollybonesjones 7

Monday 7 September 2015 1:24

those 2 dates must have been amazing

Niedermayer_20 12

Monday 7 September 2015 1:32

She's a keeper. The wedding ring will soon follow. Better do the gump.

bangbang99 13

Monday 7 September 2015 1:53

ya fyl

gobiteme2 34

Monday 7 September 2015 2:03

Bitches be crazy

fordneagles 34

Monday 7 September 2015 2:12

Don't leave your keys unattended around her!

vikky538 28

Monday 7 September 2015 2:16

How many promises you made in those two dates? Just kidding she is crazy

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 7 September 2015 2:26

I'd set my tazer to stun for that Klingon...

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