Pretend

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 16:34 - United States - Washington

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Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 763
You deserved it 6 966

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, that is one direction you could go!

Comments

iAmDevina 3

Lml!! That's pretty sad but I would definitely do that!!

XxWormFoodxX 14

One Direction fans are psycho murderers. Dump her before it's too late.

JoseIsAdork 31

ugh, everyone knows you're supposed to have the moves like Jagger, you should already know what direction to go if you are doing the deed...

I'm sorry but you deserved it if your dating a girl that likes 1 direction in the first place

Honestly I'm almost 18 and I love one direction, and lets say they are gay just this once, okay just remember Mullins of girls want them and not you, just let that sink in ;)

Mullins? Shouldn't you know how to spell if you're almost 18?

SpcNemo 10

Sounds like a break up to me. F that. Don't need a woman with her head in the clouds.

That's....wow. I have no comment, but it could be worse? Bieber could have been her option. Now I'm gonna go one direction and hope for the best.