Prissy

By Anonymous - 29/07/2009 16:46 - United States

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Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 582
You deserved it 7 282

Same thing different taste

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sportmaster525 0

wow that is one super conservative wife

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fxdxhk90 0

Your wife is retarded, there's nothing wrong with jacking off. Either she is a religious nut job, or she is bat shit insane.

zee209 0

Everyone fighting over 'everyone masterbates' is funny. It doesn't really matter who does it/who doesn't. It doesn't matter what percent does it, what percent does it. All that really matters is that it's very normal to **********.

namelessfew 0

WTF is wrong with your wife? I'd take my kid to a counselor if they weren't getting themselves off. We're mammals, we need to get off.

I think your wife is the one that needs help.

tenkenshi 2

That kid is gonna need therapy too after he gets sent to counseling for masturbating.

your wife is ******* insane. let me guess.. she's a ******* christian?

Hummingbird114 0

Hey, not all us Christians are psycho. I happen to be among the ones that think masturbation is perfectly natural and normal. Though you do have a point... I have never understood why it makes sense for Christians to preach about not having sex prior to marriage and then also complain when their kids **********. So what, do you expect them to just not have a sex drive at all and act like good little robots? *facepalm* ...sorry, minor rant there. But yeah, I'm a Christian, and I think it's ok. So maybe we can avoid generalizations for a while? There's always an exception to every rule.

Yea, I agree, not every religious person thinks that it is a sin, or whatever. I have a best friend who is a very faith-based christian, and I tell her all of my sex stories, lol. I think that the woman was just a little shocked by catching her "baby-boy" touching himself, and that's prolly why she started cryin. Or maybe she doesnt like her husband that much....lol. Either way, let's stop attacking all the religious ppl on here k? And I'm not like trying to defend them cause I am one, I'm an atheist. I just don't think its fair to assume she went crazy cause she's religious.

dramakat11 0

It's definitely not fair to assume that all religious people are that way but I think it's fair to assume that it's likely that this woman has gotten the idea that masturbation is wrong from religion or at least puritanical teachings stemming from religion. There is a lot of illogical, dumb bullshit in the Bible or taught by religious leaders that almost no one would believe if it weren't for religion.