Prissy

By Anonymous - 29/07/2009 16:46 - United States

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Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 582
You deserved it 7 282

Same thing different taste

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sportmaster525 0

wow that is one super conservative wife

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dramakat11 0

Wow, what a ******* dumb bitch. How could you be married to such a frigid DUMB bitch dude? Masturbating is extremely healthy and one of the greatest pleasures one can get out of life. I can't think of one thing that is wrong with it. It doesn't even come with the risk of STDs, unwanted pregnancy, or heartbreak like sex does...She's a horrible mother. YDI for marrying such a stupid ****.

your sex life must really suck if she thinks masturbation is bad. wth does she think of other sexual activities then?

I bet nothing but missionary style for them.....poor bastard.

dramakat11 0

Yeah, EVERYONE should **********. Even if you're having a lot of sex you should. I love sex with my bf but I could never give up masturbating. I do it everyday

Ummm.....EVERY-******-ONE masturbates. FACT. When your a teen, its just a boom time.

thelovelykira 0

Thats a little....extreme >.> ALMOST everyone masturbates. I'm sure some people dont. But the mass majority do, its normal and to be honest, i think it relives stress and makes me feel better >.> Plus, i noticed a comment earlier about how guys openly talk about jacking off, yet girls are all...conservative like "Oh god, i would never do thatttt" That is weird...I dont understand why its any different but whatever o.o

Dear OP, This is so wonderfully ironic I don't know where to begin. The sobbing when faced with the prospect of her child turning out like the man she chose to marry, and in theory should love? The fear regarding stunted emotional development being expressed through *uncontrollable crying*? I feel like I should have a laser pointer or something of the sort. Just to clarify to those that may harbor any confusion: There is nothing wrong with masturbation. Sorry. FYL to the Nth degree.

masturbating.....helping fat people get off for centuries.... also, if you spell it "masterbating" we're going to have to revoke your self-gratification priveliges for life.

This from someone who can't even spell privileges?

Even though this lady is being a bit extreme, just because she disagrees with masturbation doesn't make her stupid. And for those of you who say everyone does it, you have no idea what you're talking about. It's just so normal for you that you can't even fathom others wouldn't feel the same. Yeah basically everyone has tried it at some point, but that doesn't mean everyone does it frequently. If you think it's not possible then you're living in a closed box. I admit that right now I do it pretty frequently, but before about 6 months or so ago I had never done it beyond just a little messing around, not even close to ******. Yeah those who don't are a minority, but they do exist.

wow...slight over reaction? your life is f***** for marrying someone like that

She would have a field day with this place...