Counselor: "How does it make you feel when you **********?" ROFL

Your wife is f***ing retarded. Divorce and marry a non religious woman.

Your wife is insane. How is she supposed to learn to knock? That's how my mom learned. :-) Teaches your son to make sure the door is locked every time! lol. Seriously though, divorce the psycho. Probably a fundie too.

Did you know that boys with down syndrome cant stop masturbating their penises and therefore have to have a special powder applied to their hands that gives them sand-paper-like qualities? Because if they did do this the kids would ********** until they had rubbed every bit of skin off of their penises.

98% of males **********.

So you are saying you don't aim it when you pee or dig it out of your pants to initiate urination... I find that hard to believe.

Your wifes a dumbass every guy masterbates he's fine.

YDI for marrying a dumbass

My question is, would she rather have him having sex then? ************ is safer that having sex since there are no risks of STI's or pregnancy. Everyone has to get some sexual relief.

Your wife is crazy, I hate religious idiots that think ************ is a crime. ************ is natural.