Dolphins do it for fun <==3

Lolzroflpwned noon

Yea, either shes a Jesus freak, or shes just an idiot that needs to stop overreacting. All guys slap the ham.

Didn't you see where he said "(sarcasm)"? Yeah, the whole thing is for humor. It's a joke. A sarcastic joke.

slap her across the face and tell her to make you a sammich.

This is a serious request for the OP. Can you post your mailing address? Your wife is ****ing mentally ill and I would like to send her a 'get well' card. Jesus Tapdancing Christ. Only in America... a country founded by bastards so uptight and sexually repressed, the British kicked them out.

Meh, get her a vibrator. Then she'll understand.

you and me baby we ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. haha I remember when I was young I used to wake up with morning wood an think my penis was full of pee. good times both comments were both off topic but whatever

i commented earlier, but i had another thought. your wife probably SUCKS in bed! if she thinks masturbation is bad she probably thinks anything beyond missionary is horrible too...and she probably doesn't suck your dick :( i'm so sorry i hate when women are uptight like this. it makes the rest of us look bad... FYL

wtf does she sob about all teenagers then? xD