masturbation is the best sensation in the nation next to penetration

lol seriously? every fkin mammal i know of do it .....yes even the unfortunate species called "Special Eds" if they watch enough monkey **** to do so that is :D and in all seriousness .....NOT jacking off MIGHT result in blue balls(look it up rtards) which hurts like hell unless you **********....so theres pretty much nothing to lose.....except for the fact that some people get a horrible feeling after doing so because they're like "WTF DID I JUST DO!?" and there goes the emoness ^_^ so remember kids! JACKING OFF IS FUN AND HEALTHY FOR YOU SO TRY IT EVERYDAY WHILE IMAGINING THE BEAUTIFUL IMAGE OF HAVING SEX WITH A GIRL YOU PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO EVEN GET CLOSE TO CUZ YOU SUX AT LIFE LOLZ XD and that is our today's lesson, please join us later at fmylife.com as another poor soul gets ****** over quite literally by everyday life experiences

DTMFA and sue for custody, for both you and your son's sanity. 'Cause that's ****** up.

Your wife is hypocrytical piece of shit! EVERYONE masturbates and it's perfectly natural. I bet she masturbates 5 times a day.

Divorce that crazy shit.

Where you a serial materbater or something

wow, your typical right-wing christian american. FYL for being married to a woman like that.

good for you getting her out of that "perfect little life" bubble. she probably wears pearls and a dress all day long. you call her mrs cleaver?

285 I take offense to that. I am a Christian, right wing and American. I am nothing like that! I don't know of anybody who is except on Leave it to Beacer.

The WHOLE family NEEDS to go to counceling!! The mom 'cause she delusionallty thinks autoerotica is abnormal. The dad 'cause he's not man enough to tell his wife he's been masturbating regularly since being a teen (and probably will for life). And the kid... 'cause with parents like that he's gotta be all kinds of emotionally convulted.