Prissy

By Anonymous - 29/07/2009 16:46 - United States

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Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML
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sportmaster525 0

wow that is one super conservative wife

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blah123blah 0

LOL! Its kinda natural...

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Hurt16 0

lmfao I laughed untill I farted lol

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HyperExecuter 0

ydi this does not even make sense. she was crying cause he jacks off... I don't see how this is fml

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toomuchcrap 0

#123 it is true, many lie on a survayed because that they dot want to admit it to themselves, non the less the world. but some people don't **********, though I think that most people have at least tried.

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roymustanglover 0

That's crazy! EVERYONE masturbates! At least 80% of women do, and practically all men! Tell her to do some research before freaking out like that.

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lu95 16

maybe she needs to go to counseling...?

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sammi_rubs 0

most of the guys (teens) I know that go my school **********

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xchapperzx 0

maybe she just doesnt want to accept the fact that her son is growing up...

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Sadochan 0

Tell your ***** wife that masturbation is natural and she should face the ******* facts of life. She would've flicked the bean once, so she's a ******* hypocrite.

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