I'm reading this while taking a crap at work, yeah buddy

I had a coworker who would take a "bathroom break" almost every hour and she'd take 10-15 minutes each time, leaving whoever was left to deal with a line of waiting customers. She usually took her purse back with her, too. It was obvious she was on her phone & playing with her make up. We called her out once when she posted something on Facebook during one of her "bathroom" breaks. She promptly blocked most of us.

Well I mean if it only happens once or twice a week I'd get it but if you literally take 10 minutes every single time you go to the bathroom that could be a bit but either way it's a harsh reason.

That's one hell of a Taylorist company.

That seems like a long time, if it's only happened like once or twice firing you was excessive, but if it happens constantly well I don't totally blame them. They should have warned you first that they need you on the floor/at your desk/whatever more and you need to time try timing your bathroom breaks to be during your lunch/15 minutes (if you get them), but if it happens often they probably take it as an avoidance to working.

way to go...

Damn... Then I should've been fired years ago!

my old boss did the same thing, he locked the toilet door and everybody who wanted to take a shit had to ask for a key first.

I take a much longer time .

People (not necessarily OP) who eat like shit shouldn't be surprised when their bowels move at the rate of continental drift.