Kids: Profane

Profane

By QuicksilverMaximoff - 30/01/2011 14:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

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By mammary smammary - 23/03/2022 22:00

Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By Lisa - 22/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML

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Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML

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I'm still young

By jb123 - 29/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML

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By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 08:17 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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ash14 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:59

wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.

Doortje 29

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:01

Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?

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alicec123 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:05

she is obviously jealous of those have children, probably because she doesn't have her own.

alicec123 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:07

nobody wants to be called a ****. it's horrible to be called that when she is totally innocent.

perdix 29

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:10

You should have corrected her and told her you were a **** that is trying to pick up guys in the park by borrowing someone else's baby to make it appear you sleep with any ol' bloke.

Acousticpixie14 6

Monday 31 January 2011 7:13

Hahaha That was the best reply yet! [: Perdix, you are officially one of my favorites to read. I'm sorry, OP, there wasn't much you could do with the toddler there, eh? I wouldn't given her what was coming to her if it wasn't for the baby. Sadly, I've been the butt of that, too. Somehow people have forgotten that is only takes one time with one little spermy to make a baby. People seem to think you can only get pregnant if you sleep with a whole bunch of people. Which is ridiculous. I'm sorry you had to experience that ]:

margokle 1

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:17

We used to have a cure, it was called Darwinism. They have grown immune.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:41

What we need is a good ol fashioned ground war, with a nice selective draft. Weed out the scum of society and slow their spread by a generation.

joooeee 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 22:38

Ask Hitler and the Jews how that worked out.

Acousticpixie14 6

Monday 31 January 2011 7:16

That's what I was thinking too, joooeee...

HolylCow 0

Monday 31 January 2011 18:58

Darwinism is what America pretty much used to believe in, and that sucked..

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:18

Yeah, but children are never too young to learn how to properly dispose of a body.

katiechap8 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:20

but stupid enough to leave evidence

gnrgirl09 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:21

Lol #12..0thats almost as bad as when a friend of mine told me someone had called her selfish for NOT wanting kids. Wtf is wrong with people.

furburger 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:22

I don't get why she got so worked up? Aren't all ******* babies young?

nlr 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:28

i think you had a blonde moment because she was talking about op not the baby... تم شي بقعه للوضرزةوشسباست

MrsPegg 45

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:29

#22. Re-read it. The lady was yelling at the babysitter for being "too young" to have a baby... Not about the baby itself.

furburger 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:48

MrsPegg, I did re-read it and can't find anywhere is says "too young". Quoting fail. Granted, this could have been written better, but I still think the lady is mad about ***** AND babies being "so young". Please, don't go off writing a paragraph about the origins of ***** and babies. Too much to read. I'll try not to make the same mistake.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:30

I re-read it and I can't stop laughing now! "WTF is your baby so young? It can't even walk on its own! And where the bloody hell are her teeth?! Why must babies always be so young, FFS?!" LMAO!