Miscellaneous: Property is theft

Property is theft

By mu5icadd1ct - 08/07/2016 13:22

Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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You deserved it 1 943

Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 00:01

Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML

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You deserved it 92

Good deed, but still…

By poor guy - 13/03/2020 05:16 - United States

Today, I was at Goodwill and I saw my bike, which was stolen from me a couple of weeks ago. It was a gift that my mom gave me for my birthday. The bike was being sold for 65 dollars. I had to buy it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 922

You deserved it 164

BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 775

You deserved it 1 777

By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 570

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 164

You deserved it 4 052

By Lotz - 29/08/2018 14:30

Today, I found out that my sister has been stealing money from me. My parents won't do anything because there's "no evidence it was her". She's the only one in this house that spends regularly and has opportunities to take it while no one's around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 675

You deserved it 217

By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 654

You deserved it 2 443

By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 657

You deserved it 3 458

By jfc, how just how - 19/05/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 255

You deserved it 3 783

BeastBoyIsbetter 7

Saturday 9 July 2016 2:05

Steal it back Then steal her stuff and sell it Then burn her clothes and her shoes After that tell her friends a bunch of lies Then when she is crushed and asks you why tell her that you was tire-d of her actions Or not

SixthSinEnvy 39

Saturday 9 July 2016 2:04

You expect this type of thing on the streets, but in your own home? Where does one hide their kids and hide their wife now?

Comments

e077 15

Saturday 9 July 2016 4:25

Call the cops.

Nylectro 14

Saturday 9 July 2016 4:35

Give her hell omg

gunnersbeck 8

Saturday 9 July 2016 4:59

You better show ur sister karma

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 9 July 2016 4:59

Steal her boyfriend. Tell her she wasn't using him at the time.

biopilot17 9

Saturday 9 July 2016 5:16

He might be referring to tire tube and rim ... All combine your looking at around 60-70

hplover32 18

Saturday 9 July 2016 6:17

It doesn't matter if you use it or not. It's your bike and your sister had no right to give it to anyone.

OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 9 July 2016 6:20

I agree with #7. How much money have you saved right now? Maybe you should have invested in a lock for your bike. Well I guess it's time for you to start saving for a new bike (or start acting cute so your parents get you one). I don't think you could fight and win your bike back.

cidcarrera 14

Saturday 9 July 2016 7:58

File a police report.

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 9 July 2016 8:18

It seems like your entire immediate family is phalluses.

amccaul1976 8

Saturday 9 July 2016 9:21

just start stealing all the stuff she isn't 'using'. if you get in trouble just say 'oh I thought that was the rule'. Fair is fair. maybe you can sell enough of her stuff to get a new bike with a good tire.