Fight and Work: Public freakout

Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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You deserved it 2 574

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, a customer at work made threats against me and my two-month old son. Instead of following policy by notifying the police, my manager apologized to him and told me to leave. FML

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Anger issues much?

By justhatelife - 09/12/2016 14:49 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML

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By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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By John - 30/06/2012 05:08 - United States - Watertown

Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML

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You deserved it 3 608

By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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You deserved it 3 152

Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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Thanks bossman

By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML

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You deserved it 3 921

By Anonymous - 30/04/2016 06:20 - Australia

Today, I briefly had the coolest boss in the world. He stormed over to a nasty customer who was giving me hell, and he absolutely laid into her. It lasted about 10 seconds before he collapsed from a major heart attack. A coworker's already blamed me for not pacifying the customer in the first place and causing all this to happen. FML

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You deserved it 1 013

Appropriate force

By Peppered and Zapped - 07/04/2020 05:00

Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML

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You deserved it 209

busdrivertohell 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:18

If the person is assaulting employees or other customers, they are no longer considered a customer.

_Noon_ 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:14

Oh wow. That sucks. What did your boss expect? That you would let this guy beat the crap out of you and your co-worker? :S Oh those bosses these days.

Comments

anon_cophed 3

Monday 12 October 2009 15:13

Your allowed to use the amount of force needed to protect yourself, I had to have a meeting with my managers last year because a customer was being aggressive, pushed a girl to the floor and punched me, I punched him back and he ran off, He was arrested for assault, and I got away with it, Generally the idea is, if they punch you, you punch them back, only give what you took, that sort of thing. It's the same as being attacked in the street, if someone attacks you, and you whoop their ass, nothing will happen to you because you were defending yourself. Definitely take it further and appeal against your dismissal

mich99 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:22

im a lawer thats illegal to fire you you can sue the guy who fired you and sue the guy who hit you

Bob31_fml 4

Monday 12 October 2009 22:28

You're not a lawyer. Lawyers use punctuation.

xilix_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:11

hahahaha #28 = owned

crudeandrudeguy 29

Sunday 30 August 2015 5:05

They also know how to spell lawyer...

gilly011 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:38

**** store policy, period.

Peroxide 3

Monday 12 October 2009 15:38

"I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground" You ran him over with your car didn't you

BurnDammit 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:39

XD Lmfao #31. I love you :D Oh and,it's funny how that seems to happen a lot lately,OP :/

wyld3fyr3 3

Monday 12 October 2009 15:40

lol

thomasMiami 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:48

I would sue your creep boss as fast as I could for as much as I could. Sue, not just for wrongful termination but for failure to provide a safe work environnment !

WowYouFailAtLife 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:03

Deserved. Dont you know the customer is always right? if he wants to beat you up, it is your job as his server to cater to his needs. Go join the UFC or something, if it makes you feel better.