Pull yourself together

By k8thagr8 - 01/03/2015 02:47 - United States - Virginia Beach

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Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML
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Zigstyle308 18

Take the pain pills and forget about sex, just rest.

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carecow 16

That's a selfish partner you should reconsider spending your life with.

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Cass_x 22

Make him sleep on the couch and take one of those pills. Your health is way more important, and this way you have the whole bed to yourself (:

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Forget about the sex! Take them and get a ton of rest. Don't listen to your asshat husband, OP! I hope you feel better soon. :)

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Dick_diamond 22

Give that man a cookie! He has his priorities right... NOT

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keiNan_fml 35

kick his balls and give one pill to him too,.

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unwagedwriter 8

Wow! What an asshat!

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fmlsams 27

I think your back would feel even better if you had the bed to yourself tonight...

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Mysterious_one 26

win win situation

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makkarari 18

Men have a one track mind. I just had hip surgery and was still bugged for it too!!! Take the pain pills, ignore him, and rest. Think about your well being first before him getting his jollies off. He can take of that himself if he's that desperate!

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R3TROxLOV3 32

You really shouldn't generalize like that. Not all men have one track minds that cause them to disregard how their partner is feeling when they want to have sex, just the selfish ones.

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