Queasy Lover

By dizzy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Malaysia

Spicy
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
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Top comments

ambowew 7

There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.

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Jimboom 11

Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)

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FYLDeep 25

Too bad that, unlike seasickness on a boat, you can't just vomit over the side of the bed... Well I guess you could... But I wouldn't recommend it.

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Jimboom 11

Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)

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Brittaneyyy 0

haha this comment made my day!

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CommonSenseKarma 17

As metaphoric as a blistered rock on a post-apocalyptic day!

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OCDC 9

I'm sorry, I don't speak vertical. Can someone please translate for me?

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ambowew 7

There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.

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DjeePee 24

But all those places are hard and painfull :(

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

27 sex shouldn't be painful what kind of shit are you into that it hurts? :-/

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ambowew 7

Couch is too unoriginal and the bed is where the problem is, so that's out.

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RedPillSucks 31

Car hoods have those pointy ornaments sticking out. Talk about surprise butt sex!

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j300zx 0

It is the motion in the ocean. Oh yeahhhh. :)

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Nice cover up, but everyone knows you just got sick because your girlfriend's pussy smells

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perdix 29

I was thinking cover-up, too, except my angle is that the OP is actually gay and that having sex with a woman is what is really making him sick.

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AshBop 5

Ohh Buhh!!! haha Nice one

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circlejerk69 0

lol ur haveing butt sex with a dog. puppie gots game

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mansparkle 0

water beds = bad news

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cshaned132_fml 0

hey man abandon ship and take that shit to the bathroom counter or something lol

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