Queasy Lover

By dizzy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Malaysia

Spicy
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 841
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Top comments

ambowew 7

There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.

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Jimboom 11

Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)

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T3P33_fml 0

isn't release hot sticky fluid on/in your GF the point of having sex? what do you mean it's not the same? this is what I've been enjoying all my life! *creepy smile*

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cdatribe23 0

no bueno haha but at least you called it making love and not sex :)

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ICaughtFire 4

What's wrong with calling it sex?

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Muffin_boo 12

Just calling it "sex" takes any and all emotion out of it and makes it less personal. That's whyy!

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ICaughtFire 4

55 - How many times are you gonna say that?

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RedPillSucks 31

I thought seamen were only in submarines.... :-/

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kemar7856 0

what is this 1980 who sleeps on a water bed anymore

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allia118 11

I can't believe it's her "new" waterbed. Where would you buy one let alone want one?

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ChinaBabylove69 0

that's too funny!

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0

OP's boobs: (.) (.) Her boyfriend boobs: ( . ) ( . ) he wins.

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Lynn_20 0

haha awkward right?

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freshx_fml 6

are you sure the water bed was new!? I thought they went out with the early '90s.

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