Queasy

By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML
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Sniggle 0

I don't think the washing of vomit is what killed the mood... unless your boyfriend is into that kind of thing O.o

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

That's awkward. Guess you shouldn't deepthroat more than you can handle, hmm?

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Morokea 0

That's gross but how is she a *****, it was her boyfriend, not a stranger.

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dinosaursmoo 0

What if you choked on it? And /died/! Or swallowed it XD Bahah, okay maybe thats not possible.

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rhazz 0

#9 - lol that's ******* gross shit.

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deadlydairyfarme 0

This is why everyone should shave their pubes.

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drappi2552 0

That's hot. Just kidding. It's kinda gross.

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SexiLexi 0

I've done that too. Also drunk. During the first half hour of a 2 hour car drive..lol

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noseasmamon 0

I don't see the humor in this, you do realize you kiss you son/daughter with that mouth? and also your relatives... it's like your kissing them with penis

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lamblady12 2

Like you've never sucked some dick/had your dick sucked

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