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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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truslide 0

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

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uhmfml 0

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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vt_mruhlin 0

um, so even if you kicked a cat that hard, it would still count as animal cruelty. Somebody call social services on this person

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nuga 0

#534 -- the OP kicked a 2 year old child hard enough to knock her against the wall...she didn't kick a cat, but if she had been that would have been an excessive amount of force to use on an animal that is half the size of her daughter.

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becca718_fml 0

then let people be ******* stupid. who gives a shit. youre smarter then them and thats all that matters.

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monicamischief 0

@ 525 no actually, after a day of writing papers and going to class, i really don't have anythign better to do with my time. there are no parties tonight because it is the final week of college. so yes, telling people what a stupid idiot they are does entertain m e i just cant' believe that humanity IS so stupid, really @ 530 THE BED WAS MORE THAN LIKELY RIGHT AGAINST THE WALL THAT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH FORCE AT ALL EVER THINK OF THAT POSSIBILITY?

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111beautifuldrea 0

Omg!!! That horrible. Poor kid. Bad parenting.

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monicamischief 0

i don't give a shit. i just like yelling at people with text. it's quite relaxing after a busy day

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thabeast 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Oh man that made my day i hate cats im sure it was an acident but thats funny sorry hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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becca718_fml 0

you need music to mellow out my friend. & what the **** college do you go to, all of them in va let out a good three weeks ago.

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razzumfrazzum 0

516 has a valid point. No CATS were harmed in the making of this FML........a two year old child was "kicked" accidentally off of a bed and was more than likely perfectly fine after that. At most the kid cried for a minute, got over it and went back to loving her parent. You remedial ***** yelling animal abuser obviously care nothing for the human child and put a damn animal over your own kind. Your whole claim is false and invalid considering a cat was never involved in the first place.

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