This made me lol so bad!

Ive read most of the comments. Some idiots are too funny. But OP, I hate you. -->Because you just couldnt pick up and move the the so called 'cat' off you, and had to ******* kick it.

baby pwn and to # 587, one of my good friends had his cat latch it's claws onto his back while playing computer. wanna know what he did? he threw it against a wall. guess what? that cat was fine. you're a dumbfuck (#587, not OP)

I hope she remembers that for the rest of her life o_o

Oh don't freak. That happened to me when I was little and I'm just fine now. Althogh, I never crawled into bed with my parents again when I had a nightmare but I grew up and didn't need to anymore. (and back on topic :P) So your kid probably won't hate you for this.

#518 / ohhhhshizzz Under normal circumstances, when people mean to convey a concept, they use the appropriate word for it. If I wanted to express a nudge, I would use the word "nudge". If I wanted to express a kick, I would use the word "kick". On a totally unrelated example, I would not, let's say, use the word "kick" to express a nudge, for the sake of accuracy and good communication. Let me approach this from another direction, as well: We as commenters seem to love deciphering as much detail about FML posts as we can squeeze out of that 300-character (or whatever it is) limit. This makes it a little counter-intuitive to, for example, ignore a key word or phrase provided by the poster in favour of a similar but unrelated one. Not that this has anything to do with the current situation, or anything.

So much wrong with this I don't know where to start...

People, if you think about it for a second, instead of having a hissy fit, you would realize that it's impossible to execute a proper kick while you're half-asleep underneath the covers. The OP was most likely trying to give the cat a firm nudge, because most people don't want pets to bother their sleep. My friend has pushed his cat off the couch/bed many times, but he would never KICK the cat. And there's probably very little space between the bed and the wall, in which case it's hard NOT to hit the wall if you're pushed off of the bed. Again, if you think, instead of over-reacting at the word "kick", you'd realize that it was an unfortunate accident, and everyone will walk away fine (My two-year old cousin has done way worse than falling off of a bed, and he always gets up and walks away after three seconds of crying).

If you're the kind of person that kicks your cat, you deserve all the misfortune life can possibly bring. It's that simple.

Get her medical care u idiot instead of posting at fml