I agree with #655 and #656. There was no mention of a Karate kick. For all we know, the O.P just nudged the child off the bed and into the wall. There was no mention how far away the wall is. My bed used to be a half foot away from a wall on each side but one.

Yes, but if the OP didn't want people to get confused, he couldve left out the wall bit, and if he just nudged her off this isn't even an FML unless he has a three story bed.

awesome.

You kick your cats that hard??? D: YDI times a million, for the baby and the cats. :(

Llamaman12349 / 661: It's an FML because the OP is a GOOD parent and is upset when his/her kid gets knocked off the bed. As for the *wording* of the FML, don't even start. Most of the FMLs posted barely have capital letters, let alone precisely chosen verbage. Put that crap between your ears to work.

YDI, jerk. Don't get cats if you don't love them enough to let them sleep in your own bed (:

Why would u kick your freakin cat in the first place this is a ydi and an fhl idoit watch before u do something

Totally agree with the llamaman12349 If you've ever moderated the comments, some pretty messed up FMLs don't make it onto the main page. People have to get creative... which apparently translates into making people believe they violently abuse toddlers and cats while still making it ambiguous enough to be ok. Plus, come on. Even if this is a lie or just a little toddler flopping over, FUNNY image.

What the hell? Regardless of whether it was a cat or a toddler you shouldnt have kicked her. You're a horrible person and you don't deserve to have either one.

Why would you kick your cat that hard? You're a terrible person, and if I knew you I'd call CPS. I hope both your cat and child is taken away from you, psycho.