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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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truslide 0

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

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uhmfml 0

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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Amorbis 0

WOWWW OP.. i hope your parental privileges are suspended if not permanently removed for that

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fantome_fml 0

Good job being an animal abuser and a child abuser. YDI My Mom once knocked me into the wall when I was a toddler, but that was because I bit her in the leg and she though it was a bug and swatted me and I fell over against the wall going "I alligator mommy I bited you."

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thuryn 2

Amorbis: You're an idiot. Read some more of the comments. The OP kicked his kid off the bed. It's a turn of phrase meaning, "pushed, shoved, nudged, or otherwise caused the kid to fall off the bed." Like being "kicked out of school." They make you leave. They don't literally punt you into the parking lot. It does NOT mean the OP used kung fu while asleep on his daughter. Get a clue.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

How about you read the FML again. She stated that her daughter hit the wall when she kicked her off, meaning that she didn't gently nudge her, she kicked her with full force, and that force as enough for her to hit the wall. So yes, she did technically punt her child.

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HanMan 0

Youve been reported to an FML admin to scan your IP address and talk to animal abuse. Have a nice day ;).

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EatMyCrayonz 0

y'all need to calm down,, If you were asleep and a cat woke u up and u were very tired ur instinct would be to get it off right away,, you never know her bed might be near a wall.. hope the 2yr olds alright though

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shekinom 0

hahahahahahahahahahhah THIS IS MY FAVORITE FML

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thuryn 2

Hanman: You are an idiot, for so, so many reasons, not the least of which is the way you think the Internet works...

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crykrislynn_ 0

u ****** bitch or bastard. if u kicked a cat, I'd say post it. mistake made. but u dumb shit, kicked a child are displaying it for people to see. ****** retard for thinkin people would give u sympathy for this "accident". poor kid. she can come live with me where there is no kicking and hugs and compliments all day everyday.

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