Wow u wouldn't have at least open it eyes

You either have a malnutritioned daughter or some seriously obese cats.

lol som1 is trying to post this as the 2 year oldits on the moderate page i clicked no bcause tjere is no way a 2 year old could type and YDI

Wow your an asshole, you kick your cat off the bed like that?

haha i read fml on my ipod at night and i read this one and i coujldnt stop laughing!! My mom came in thinking i was crying! lmao

#25 you're a piece of shit :D i hope someone kicks you against a wall and lady, WTF? you're a sad, pathetic dumbass :0 whether it's your cat or your kid, why the hell would you kick it to begin with? you don't realize that it's the same as saying, "my cat was crawling on my bed and i thought it was my daughter, so i kicked it off the bed." if you got up and looked down and your cat's face had been slammed against the wall, and it was laying there, dead, you would shrug and get on with your lame life. but if you saw your daughter, who, any smart person would know, weighs a lot more, limping around, bawling about how you kicked her off your bed for NO REASON, you would be horrified and write this only to get a bunch of comments like these, from billions of people who hate your ass. ASSHOLE

If you're gonna kick like Bruce Lee everytime your cat jumps on your bed, you shouldn't be allowed to own pets.

Why the **** would u kick ur cat off of ur bed u ******* animal abuser

I hate cats :p

GREAT leg!!! Ever thought of being a punter?