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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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truslide 0

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

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uhmfml 0

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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sneezing_unicorn 0

847 and 848, you only get one shot at stuff like that, you tried once and failed and then attempted a follow up and it was even worse. FYL

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idan1050 0

Wow that must have hurt and y would u kick a poor cat that hard I hope ur kid will forgive u for mistaking her for a cat

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bluh_gurl 0

OP, why would you even kick a cat? I still can't get over that... maybe reword it a bit if you actually didn't launch your daughter from the bed... Razzumfrazzum: actually i did and i can't make heads or tails of it that's how much crap is on this page, so pull your head in and comment on the original post instead. and #600 I'm guessing that you wouldn't mind if i "lightly" kicked you in the face? :)

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hunting 0

Most master bedrooms have the bed 10 feet from wall with 2 bedside tables and a tv on the opposing wall and a lounge chair to the right of the bed... This is an average master bedroom

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bluh_gurl 0

Make that your dad launched you from the bed... woops

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razzumfrazzum 0

bluh_gurl I've commented on this thread already. I'm just here now to watch all the stupid people like you comment cuz I've nothing better to do right now. You can't make heads or tails of it cuz your obviously not that bright huh? The OP wrote in plain English, how can you not make since of that? Did you also know that kick doesn't have to mean field goal punt? The definition of kick is just to strike with ones foot, it doesn't have to be a hard strike. Get a better grasp of the English language and its word meanings. Oh wait I'm sorry that's too difficult for you.

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gummibehrs 4

You're calling bluh_gurl dumb, yet you fail to use or even comprehend simple spelling and grammar. Please commit suicide next time you speak without thinking.

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go_falcons 0

Ok, ok. Let's clarify this one more time. I'm the person who is mentioned in this post. I'm a guy and it was my dad who kicked me off. I am perfectly fine. No therapists, brain damage, none of that. My dad didn't "go Bruce Lee" on me like most of you assume. It was more of a heavy shove. My dad is allergic to cats, so he didn't want dander on the sheets. Thats why he would "kick" the cat off of the bed. And yes, the bed was close to the wall. I didn't fly 6 feet across the room and slam into a wall. Better?

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gummibehrs 4

Shut the **** up! Stop being pathetic and pretending you're someone you're not just to get a tiny bit of attention. The chance that you're the OP is very slim. You're pathetic.

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keyinhand 0

HA HA HA HA HA! People shouldn't be allowed to bread with out a permit!

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bluh_gurl 0

Razzumfrazzum my friend, you can't even spell your abuse properly and yet you're here telling me I need to get a better grasp of English? I am holding your credibility by said proverbial balls at the moment so please, just stop trying to make yourself look smart. Since and sense are two completely different words, look them up bub. Here, I'll even use them in a sentence for you: "I wonder why the Darwinian theory hasn't kicked in since you don't have any common sense?"

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