Regressive

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro

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Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML
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chunkalicious 7

Well.. Demand some allowance at least, and get yourself a nice motel room.

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Undefined323 5

FYL indeed. Hopefully you can get back on your feet.

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RayearthNinja 10

First off OP, I do hope you manage to get back on your feet again. And if you and your fiancé can survive this, well then it was meant to be.

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zandalee 19

This is very common. People all over the world are loosing their houses. Don't feel bad like you have failed in any way. You are young and can start again. Your love will get you through this. It's not how you fall down that counts, it's how you get back up again!

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rightcoastva 1

I'd love to go hook up in a hay field, sounds fun...but itchy. You've got someone who apparently loves you and family you can depend on. Life sucks sometimes but it isn't all bad. tl;dr - Doesn't matter, had sex ;)

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BrotherTheo 31

^^- This. Totally This. As a city boy, if I where in this situation, I wouldn't even have the option of a hay field with the stars, etc as a background. In some ways, it actually sounds kind of lovely.....

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Pleonasm 35

So finding some privacy is like finding your needle in a haystack, eh. A needle, I meant A needle, didn't I? Hay, who am I to judge, I'm no expert in the field.

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Schiffy 18

That was funnier than it should have been....

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darkblade007 6

Lmao. Of course.. Gotta be a comedian somewhere, eh?

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Saikon1357 25

Not really on par with a teenager's...they get a lot more privacy now a days. But still fyl OP for intrusive parents.

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Alan2 24

OP's parents welcomed her back into the house when OP was experiencing financial difficulties. It is their house, so it is their rules. At the most, OP should have a conversation with her parents about extending the boundaries of her privacy and her freedoms. It's always better to attempt to talk it out before making rash decisions.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Just a circumstance of life, op, don't feel bad. I hope things get better for you soon. And in any case, escapades like that may keep the spice in your relationship.

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HeyArnold91 8

As a fellow Tennessean, I don't know if I think this is funny or embarrassing

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pradip 26

Find a trailer or a place soon. Till then explore some good places for sex, and make a book about places to have sex away from home, u can make a fortune.

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annie_nk 22

A hay field. That's new. Sounds like you're being creative instead of resorting to usual places like a car. Kudos!

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ultra_notorious 26

At least you're still getting laid, way better than getting no play!

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