Intimacy: Regressive

Regressive

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

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By niii - 26/11/2008 04:26 - France

Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML

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Totally worth it

By FvckedUpNow - 25/10/2023 04:00

Today, I had the most amazing lesbian sex of my life with this girl I had been crushing on for so long. Today is also the day I became practically homeless, courtesy of my parents, who apparently never heard of knocking before entering. FML

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You deserved it 346

By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 27/11/2023 10:00

Today, after I moved in with my best friend a year ago, living with her and her boyfriend for over 3 months, I couldn’t handle them fighting so I moved out 9 months later. She cheated on her boyfriend with a coworker and is now moving in with me, so, "We can live like wild teenagers." We’re both 30 and I’m not single. FML

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You deserved it 211

By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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You deserved it 276

Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 04:00

Today, my dad caught me having sex with my secret boyfriend, so he threw him naked into the street. I’m 28 years-old and it’s my house. This kind of bullshit is exactly the reason I kept my boyfriend a secret and why I got a mortgage I can barely afford, just so I didn’t live with my dad anymore. FML

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You deserved it 397

Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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Unreasonable

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 11:01 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my fiancé of over 5 years and I split, since I don't want kids and he does, which I have told him throughout our relationship. It gets better: we live in a house that his father owns and his father wants me out… in a fucking week. FML

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You deserved it 707

Stuck

By Anonymous - 02/05/2021 15:30 - Australia

Today, after my fiancé and I recently separated, their choice not mine, we decided to stay friends, and still live in the same house. Now I get the pleasure of listening to him flirt and have long conversations with some girl every night. FML

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You deserved it 991

Quiet please

By mute - 16/04/2016 00:56 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML

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You deserved it 3 553

chunkalicious 7

Monday 19 November 2012 11:57

Well.. Demand some allowance at least, and get yourself a nice motel room.

Undefined323 5

Monday 19 November 2012 11:55

FYL indeed. Hopefully you can get back on your feet.

Comments

StanSmith2013 26

Monday 19 November 2012 14:58

For **** sake man! Get out there and sort your life out. OP, I hope that hay field was comfortable.

DogStew 20

Monday 19 November 2012 15:03

screw you! I haven't had a girlfriend in forever. I haven't even held hands in forever. FML

iwadasn 32

Monday 19 November 2012 15:55

You lost your home and all you're concerned about is that it's now more difficult for you to have sex? Shouldn't you be focusing on more important things right now?

dudeuranass 4

Monday 19 November 2012 16:05

I understand how you feel. My fiancé and I both lost our jobs and are having to do the same thing... FYL OP..

ocramavaf 15

Monday 19 November 2012 16:21

well at least you have family and each other still.

wvcheesehead 13

Monday 19 November 2012 16:33

Be sure to write a letter of thanks to the idiot in the white house, and any of the subsequent morons who voted for him.

Palirose 22

Monday 19 November 2012 16:42

I highly doubt that them losing their home is Obama's fault. Just like many Americans Im sure OP probably ended up signing for a mortgage they possibly couldn't afford to pay and ended up falling behind, in which case you'd blame OP and the banker for doing that. Although there are numerous reasons for why OP lost their home. So stop trying to blame a president who came into office after everyone began losing their homes. Times are hard for everyone.