Regressive

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro

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Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML
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chunkalicious 7

Well.. Demand some allowance at least, and get yourself a nice motel room.

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Undefined323 5

FYL indeed. Hopefully you can get back on your feet.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

I applaud OP on the correct use of a semicolon. Well played sir.

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Bekll 31

At age 29 I would hope OP could properly use a semicolon, so it's not worthy of praise.

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opoopu 8

Maybe both of you can move in TOGETHER and squeeze inside one of your rooms, and then take turns to move back and forth on alternate weeks. (One week in her family's house, next week in his)

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vbmg152 18

I wouldn't allow that & I doubt their families will! If they were married, then it's be ok!

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KaiserSD 8

Well, when you act like a teenager and are irresponsible with your finances, this is what happens.

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doglover100 28

You'll be back on your feet soon. At least you live somewhere.

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yeti37 16

workin on a sex farm tryin to raise some hard love plantin your seed --Spinal Tap

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AnyaS 19

Most teenagers don't have a fiancé.

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dukefoiegras 7

The hay field sex actually sounds pretty cool. Keeping it natural!

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imperialtl 12

Sounds awesome. I want to have sex in a hayfield.

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