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By Having a pretty sister sucks. - 19/08/2013 01:36 - United States - College Station

Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML

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You deserved it 4 315

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By howtobesingle - 07/04/2016 02:45 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years, and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 316

You deserved it 2 004

Chill out, Bugs

By trex_life - 14/03/2021 20:00

Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML

I agree, your life sucks 634

You deserved it 541

By notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 648

You deserved it 3 875

By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 290

You deserved it 3 083

By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 549

You deserved it 3 490

By joyful-not - 26/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 718

You deserved it 3 214

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 182

You deserved it 228

Forever the bridesmaid

By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 14:02

Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 221

Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 815

You deserved it 143

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 474

You deserved it 4 680

Rhian00 17

Monday 19 August 2013 9:13

Relationships are overrated anyway. Your pastime sounds much more fun!

Soninuva 41

Monday 19 August 2013 9:12

Don't worry, OP, you'll find the right one for you soon enough!

Comments

mikaellikestacos 14

Monday 19 August 2013 16:41

I love rabbits so silly

Poetaster 10

Monday 19 August 2013 17:23

She into threesomes?

mosquito19 14

Monday 19 August 2013 17:30

be positive, you're the smart one.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 19 August 2013 18:15

I have two nieces: One is very pretty since she was a baby. She turns heads everywhere she goes (dark brown hair, olive toned skin and big green eyes). Everybody always comments about how pretty her eyes are...etc The other one, is average. However the pretty one is extremely mean and the average one is nice one is very smart and kind. I predict guys flocking to the pretty (mean bitchy one) while ignoring her much nicer sister.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 19 August 2013 18:19

Don't fret it too much OP. Every flower blooms in its own time. You will find someone.

mameburgess 7

Monday 19 August 2013 20:52

can u date one of them to help your sister with her decision?

GhostDuck 30

Monday 19 August 2013 21:13

I'm with you on that OP. I think your pastime is better, though. ._.

Epikouros 31

Monday 19 August 2013 21:16

Honestly, you sound more interesting than the drama queen. One day you'll meet a cute, submissive vegetarian athlete with big front teeth who will hump you like a rabbit. You'll be enjoying romantic trips while your sister will be taking care of her kids from various deadbeats.