Relatable

By anon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that the redneck, hick, abusive family that my co-workers always joke about is my family. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 097
You deserved it 4 106

Top comments

mojojojo91 6

I say you invite them over for dinner.

If you can't spot the weird guy on the bus odds are it's you. (family in this case)

Comments

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Who knows a duck better than another duck?

ReynshineCutting 10

Rednecks are DEFINITELY more fun.

The__Redneck 7

Who came up with the concept for a bonfire? Rednecks. Who decided to pick up the white thing that came out of the chicken's ass and said, "I could probably eat that."? Most likely a redneck. Who invented the toothbrush? An Arkansas redneck. Otherwise, it would be called a teethbrush.

13FTW 9
AlwaysRight1 0
13FTW 9

Thank you 47, it is much appreciated. I think Zombieland is the best movie of all time. I use those rules in life! Hah

every1luvsboners 11

You can pick your nose and your arse but unfortunately not your family.

mishkaroni 15
ikickgingers 15

She thinks my tractors sexy... I don't know the rest of the words.

Haha, Kenny Chesney's mullet days. Awesome.

ReynshineCutting 10

She likes the way it's pulling while we're tilling up the land. She's even kinda crazy 'bout my farmer's tan.

Epsilonyx 15

I'm sure they're just jealous of your intense "connection" with your 1st cousins.

Epsilonyx 15

I'm sure they're just jealous of your intense "connection" with your 1st cousins.

Epsilonyx 15
ikickgingers 15

You should bring them some home made deer stew that might change their minds about you

Deer, it's what's for dinner. Seriously though, anyone who has never had venison should try it. It's ******* delicious.

aww that does suck,, pretend u don't know, and ask them who they are talking about exactly, see wat they say