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Relic job

By Anonymous - 29/05/2015 19:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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Pete Townshend has a lot to answer for

By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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By nicrus - 15/09/2016 20:13 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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Hotwife and blues lawyer

By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML

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By maxus - 19/11/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was watching the episode where Spongebob smashes his guitar while playing. I walk into the kitchen to make him a snack, and I hear a loud crash... My nephew smashing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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thawny_fml 21

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:24

I hope this doesn't create a riff between you two.

UnluckyLatina 22

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:38

Next thing you know, in comes your cousin dropping the bass

Comments

Astrobomb 21

Saturday 30 May 2015 17:31

someone needs an ass whooping

delfino1604 24

Saturday 30 May 2015 18:13

she's a kid. my niece untunes my guitars whenever she has a chance.

MRSwick2525 23

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:58

Pretty big difference between un-tuning and Smashing it with a hammer, don't ya think there big Guy?

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 30 May 2015 18:51

She's just a bit high-strung.

Lexipants 21

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:07

Ooooohhhh my godddd nooooooo! Dx ...Though I will say that the resulting puns are pretty great.

pyrexicpoet 18

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:33

A Minor is always a nuisance

cm1995_fml 10

Saturday 30 May 2015 21:11

Screw that, I'd beat the sh*t out of her AND make her pay for the repairs or a new one!! F*cking brat!

cjohns6954 6

Saturday 30 May 2015 21:58

Hopefully you got a warranty, if it was so expensive.

Jbrady43 13

Saturday 30 May 2015 22:14

I hope she didn't just burn a bridge between the two of you... Lol

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:12

Hammer time!

0neiros 14

Sunday 31 May 2015 3:31

I wish posts like this would post the age of the little sibling so we can gauge if the kid is stupid or age appropriate. I mean if she's like 7 or so WTF would you expect. people act like kids are little adults, your brain isn't fully developed until you are in your 20s.