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By ET. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 999
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Top comments

jpoole 4

No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!

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WCARlover 34

Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...

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Comments

TheTheo 0

I really wanna make an anal sex joke, but those are a bit worn out, just like your wife after last night in the spaceship? No really, FYL and good luck in future endeavors.

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Nolnah 14

That's why I have life alert, soo when I fall out of my bed I just press the button..

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FYLDeep 25

"Help, I'm abducted and I can't get home!"

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artsyfox 3

The real Fml would be when she starts walking around with foiled antenas trying to "communicate" with them...

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Mister_Triangle 21

Foil antennas block the communication, duh!

15 0
shazza26 1

When the aliens come they take the fat ones first!

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beccalyn244 4

just agree with her haha

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pdHbq 2

Oh... The things that go bump in the night...

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umm_Talk 9

They're out there man.......

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