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By ET. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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Top comments

jpoole 4

No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!

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WCARlover 34

Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...

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Comments

alycion 38

Have her checked for head injuries. ;)

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deviable 9

I use that excuse when I fall out of bed too.

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alex6946 10

Well how else would she fall out the bed? Alien abduction is the only possible explanation!

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lilblondiexo 6

It'll be a fyl in 9 months when she pops out alien spawn.

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NullPointer 20

How do you know that she wasn't?

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MrSchneebly 5

Put her mind at rest n tell her you pushed her out

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brick_man33 14

I bet you where doing the probing huh Op?

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