Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?

By ET. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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Top comments

jpoole 4

No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!

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WCARlover 34

Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...

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Comments

GypsyRover 0

The things people will do to get away from there mate amaze me.

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drawmesunshine 17

Or: , , The things people will do to get away from there, mate, amaze me.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Did she fall on her head? Or perhaps that's just what they want you guys to think...

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loserman67 35

I think she got scared from you saying, "I'm want to shove my probe into your anus" fell asleep had the dream and jumped out of bed

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Linkerdoodles 15

Maybe it was the demon from Paranormal activity

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Okayitwasme 0

Persons mind is a powerful thing. If she thought it it must be true! Just like Santa and his reindeer!

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mrsayuso 0

Aliens would be the first thing that came to my mind..... Of course it would have nothing to do with gravity.... Duh.

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BigSlingin 0

I believe her it happened to me to one. Haha

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