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By ET. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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jpoole 4

No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!

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WCARlover 34

Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...

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Comments

benderbot19 0

Did she wake up on the floor surrounded by reeses pieces?

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JinxosGirl87 0

Possibly sleep apnea, or you pushed her out of bed wearing an alien mask.

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EmperorHilo 11

That's just sad...

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giggles1497 0

that bitch is crazy y'all hide yo kids hide yo husbands lol Please do this: ?download the app 'AppTrailers' ?Put in the code 'Randomness' ?get 250 points and watch videos then redeem them for gift cards!

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bubo_fml 10

Borrow Rovers collar & chain for use as a precautionary measure in case the aliens come back...If they don't return, your already dressed up for some hot S&M role playing...(Just being practical, mind you...)

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philipino 24

With his badonkadonk? (I had to say that)

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