Home improvement, Cats, Painting and Animals: Remodeling

Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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You deserved it 13 620

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 6 244

By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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You deserved it 9 160

By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 231

You deserved it 8 202

Silly idiot

By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 245

You deserved it 3 695

By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 316

You deserved it 8 364

By Sickasadog - 06/02/2017 16:00 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 759

You deserved it 690

Finishing touch

By pavloviankitty - 28/05/2021 02:01

Today, my husband and I cleaned our house. We swept, mopped, vacuumed, dusted, and scrubbed. We moved the furniture and got in the cracks. We were extremely thorough. At 9 p.m., our cat had diarrhea and he got it all over himself. He didn't know what to do, so he ran through the house, spraying poop everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 294

You deserved it 141

By LittleArtist - 18/02/2014 01:01 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 315

You deserved it 5 289

By anonymous - 03/07/2011 04:47 - Canada

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbor's cat running all over the undry paint. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 783

You deserved it 3 438

By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 211

You deserved it 8 403

Hikarishimizu 13

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:45

YDI for leaving your cat in the living room with all the paint fumes, which could have killed it. F the cats life, not yours. He/she probably rubbed up against the walls for revenge.

mattman1994 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:43

hey can I borrow your cat? I need some help painting my room on Tuesday

Comments

BreyBBY 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:18

Who ya gonna call? STANLEY STEAMERS lol. just get someone to clean ur carpets. i mean if that is possible

ECHOBBY_728 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:21

Cats are evil little felines.. >__<

wuddup24 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:25

after all cats are cats ..:)

sammythesofa 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:39

well that's a bummer!

nyc718 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:44

YDI for owning a cat

nyc718 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:44

YDI for owning a cat

pohkerfayce 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:45

YDI for letting a cat walk around your house after you painted!

anlhawks 5

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:57

agree w/ 8 and lol at 21 I feel your pain , op my cat is so evil.

chicko_fml 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 7:06

well deserved moron

maryamd 3

Saturday 14 August 2010 7:11

seriously you dog people shouldn't say shit about cats their cleaner than you and your dog and everything you own and their loving creatures now go back to your house filled with dog shit everywhere