Money, Health, Landlords and Accident: Rent hike to be expected

Rent hike to be expected

By Benji - 13/10/2008 08:32

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he turned out to be my landlord. FML

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By catgirl911 - 13/10/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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By Chub - 27/10/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet, and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

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csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:24

...but he was naked!!! :D

keitachi 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 17:09

why did he jump anyway??

Comments

derailed 1

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:13

I laughed at the story, if I had seen it in real life, I probably would have laughed so hard I pissed myself

kizz_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:53

omg... I almost peed after reading this... hillarious!

BigSky 5

Wednesday 13 May 2009 13:36

So now I am picturing my stepfather naked jumping out of a window. Hmmm... I laughed at this post. I thought it was hilarious.

lakeylove 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:02

You are so mean! Dumbo seems liek your head is the size of a peanut! How could you luagh at someone falling out of the widnow naked! It might be okay to let out a one second gigle but luaghing for a minute or more is really mean. I hope your landlord gives u the boot and makes u go find a different place. YDI

idonotsuckeggs 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:53

He was nekkid? Oh poor you, scarred for life. :( I feel empathy.

prettytappr 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:00

That guy has some balls to jump out a window naked into a bush. That, or reallyyyy strong booze

fiestafan 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:51

Rofl that's hilarious!!!! Did u rape him cause he was naked? LOL

beautifulskies 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:12

Why was he naked? Why did he jump? Why did you laugh at him? Especially if it was your landlord. I don't really understand why anyone would laugh.

fatoom_meshary 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:30

hahah

Whoa_YouSuckk 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:59

I would've been like.. dying from laughing so hard. XD Too bad you probably got evicted.. You had a funny landlord. He's lucky you called for an ambulance though. I woulda just let him sit there. ^_^