Money, Health, Landlords and Accident: Rent hike to be expected - FML

Rent hike to be expected

By Benji - 13/10/2008 08:32

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he turned out to be my landlord. FML

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By catgirl911 - 13/10/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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By Chub - 27/10/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet, and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

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csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:24

...but he was naked!!! :D

keitachi 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 17:09

why did he jump anyway??

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papaya24_ 2

Wednesday 1 August 2012 19:10

Notice how OP says WAS...

CammyGal 26

Thursday 20 September 2012 4:26

You laughed after you saw him hurt and alone after attempting suicide? You're terrible.

Raelthelamb 31

Sunday 4 November 2012 5:08

What's a 'windo'?

doglover100 28

Tuesday 6 November 2012 22:24

You mean window?

KweenAnnsReveng 15

Monday 8 April 2013 6:42

Did you not know he was your landlord before? I'm a little confused...

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Wednesday 24 April 2013 20:08

Haha this creates lovely imagery>.

teentee401 36

Tuesday 7 May 2013 12:46

Why would you laugh at him even if he wasn't your landlord? A 63-year-old could be seriously hurt after jumping out a window! Asshole

Ilovevortexklown 5

Friday 10 May 2013 6:02

I want to beat the living shit out of your spelling and grammar! :)

Dodopy 14

Tuesday 23 July 2013 4:24

I'm gobbling **** at this very instant, sir.

hillgerb 16

Wednesday 6 November 2013 5:03

"Was"

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Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML

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