Animals: RIP - FML

RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 04:59 - United States - Steele

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By Harbinger of feline death - 06/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML

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By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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my_usagi 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:01

awwwww that's horrible

sammieInsanityy 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:00

Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c

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whatfml 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 13:32

yeh epic fail, you got that right!

mintcar 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 13:33

If you weren't such a terrible owner, then maybe your cat wouldn't have committed suicide.

BobsUrAunty 2

Thursday 7 April 2011 14:30

what's to say that cats think, can,or know how to or about committing, hmm? meanie

mintcar 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:48

^ Wow. Just...wow.

sgtmike666 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 13:35

wake up - yell for the cat - open blinds to see if he is chasings butterflys ... then..... BAM! dead cat ....... I feel so bad

capt_awesome1 11

Thursday 7 April 2011 13:36

hello kitty !! I'm joking, that's sad. :( RIP kitty cat.

safwat 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 13:39

Guess Tweety finally nailed the bad puddy cat OP

Slice_of_Life_fml 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 13:40

I thought I saw a puddy tat...I did, I did!!!

notquite69 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 13:42

At least my day is now better with one less worthless cat in the world. Keep your damn pets in your house. No one wants your cat digging up their garden, not to mention you're putting him at risk of getting hit by a car.

cptmorgan15 2

Thursday 7 April 2011 13:53

Why'd you leave your dead cat on the lawn? Kind of weird. Most people get them cremated or bury them. What did you expect, it to come back to life and leave the lawn?

Bekll 31

Thursday 7 April 2011 14:11

I'm SO sorry OP! I wonder how your cat died... hopefully it was old age. :(

zeta24 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 14:11

Wow a lame pussy can sometimes ruin ur day.. or even ur week!hah

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