School, Sex, Students and Intimacy: Riverdale - FML

Riverdale

By TRAMATIZED - 08/09/2009 22:08 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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You deserved it 42 245

By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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You deserved it 52 905

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Spicy

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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You deserved it 22 934

Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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You deserved it 8 075

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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You deserved it 3 660

By angry asthmatic - 22/12/2018 14:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, we had an emergency lockdown in my gym class. As a result, we had to go into the boys' locker room, so naturally, it smelled like a fart in there. Some dumbass had a "brilliant" idea to spray a WHOLE FUCKING CAN OF AXE SPRAY in the locker room. I have asthma. FML

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You deserved it 228

By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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You deserved it 2 126

By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

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mmonroe_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:22

HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!

lesbee 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:33

I smell blackmail...

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tamoodielovesmar 1

Monday 13 June 2011 7:21

you spelled traumatized wrong (username)

MizuWolf 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:05

Chemistry now, Drama later

Narwhal234 6

Monday 5 September 2011 23:36

I bet that was a dramatic moment.

ThatSceneKid1313 9

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:22

If they bullshit you with punishment, tell the district they were about to buttfuck in the closet.

blayke96 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:10

I see an orgy!

Honda288 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:30

Use this! Blackmail your way to perfect grades in those classes. And depending on what you saw maybe get some counseling.

EdenLis 14

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:13

Did they totally change the original story's writing? Cause I don't see traumatized anywhere ... They could've just fix the spelling. Not replace it with a whole nother word.

SecretSeduction 1

Monday 20 August 2012 23:40

Well, that escalated quickly.

madgrinchhatter 12

Friday 5 October 2012 0:47

Mutual blackmail.

MissNicky177 6

Friday 4 January 2013 4:01

Aca-awkward

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