Weird, Cars, Ecology and Transportation: Road rage

Road rage

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 13:47 - United Kingdom

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, and for the past week, my apartment has had a terrible smell, and I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. After tearing the place apart, I discovered the culprit: an old banana peel in my purse. I’d been carrying it around with me everywhere, including to work, and on a date. FML

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Cocobananas

By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 02:01

Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML

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By Operation Yewtree here I come - 26/09/2014 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

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The smell of freedom

By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

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By ManagerWithoutRespect - 05/12/2016 05:14 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML

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By vixenscars - 19/01/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

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Meme life

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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Schizomaniac 24

Friday 1 October 2010 19:14

Why would you throw a banana peel on the ground? Don't you watch cartoons?

Moniquepeeters 0

Friday 1 October 2010 19:09

hahahaha! That man is not the smartest :D

Comments

needsagf14 12

Saturday 2 October 2010 5:21

this is why I naturally stereotype environmental awareness as crazy idiots

Aniblecoby 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 5:41

hahaha 168! but what a dummy...

thatsucks4u 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 5:46

it's still littering nobody wants a rotting banana sitting on their street for a month next time just compost it or bury it in your back yard...

Morpheus414 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 6:37

And you didn't take out your gun and shoot him because...?

Zebidee 8

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:42

...because OP is in the UK, and they're kind of quaint in the way they don't let people wander around scratching their nuts with a .44 Magnum.

Dizzys 4

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:51

There is nothing wrong with scratching our abnormally large nuts with a .44 magnum.

splitsides 4

Saturday 2 October 2010 6:55

I'm just wondering how many people who are currently having a fit over this have ever tossed a cigarette butt out the window while driving...

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Saturday 2 October 2010 7:01

Stupid tree huggers.

Blacksmokehick 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 7:01

yea but it makes your city look like shit on the side of the road.....dumbass.

thedopetroll 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 7:07

Now you see how the road felt, you ******!

jernecki 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:54

what a dipshit

Lacrosse00 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 10:27

Littering is littering you stupid idiot. oh and its nice that you know that word. So tell me smart guy how long does it take for a bannana peel to degrade.